Good News for Congress
Good news for Congress for winning under 50 seats (43)
they can now make a WhatsApp group without leaving any MP out.
???? ???? ????
(WhatsApp groups has 50 users limit)
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Funny Jokes - Page 9
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Rajnikanth wanted a SMALL Show
Rajnikanth wanted to organise a “SMALL” show for his family and friends..
And guess what………
as a result ‘Comman Wealth Games’ came to India..!!
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Teacher:- What are the people of Turkey called?
Teacher:- What are the people of Turkey called?
Little Johny:- I don’t know.
Teacher:- They are called Turks.
Now What are the people of Germany called?
Little Johny:- They are called Germs.
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Q: What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Q: What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A: A fly can fly but a mosquito can’t mosquito.
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Full form of L.E.C.T.U.R.E.S
Do you know what should be the full form of L.E.C.T.U.R.E.S?
It should be
Literally Effective in Causing The United Response of Everyone Sleeping.
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Santa calls White House
Santa calls WHITE HOUSE
Santa: I want to become the next president of USA…
Obama: Are u an Idiot?
Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?
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While in examination hall
While in examination hall :
1st one hour – calligraphy
2nd one hour – cursive writing
3rd one hour – doctor writing..
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Classic insult
Boyfriend: can you be the moon of my life?
Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
Bf: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!! ????
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Cow during an earthquake
Question: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
think…
.
think harder…
.
Answer: A milk shake!
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3 Ways to write in an Exam
3 Ways to write in EXAM:
Look up for INSPIRATION,
Look down for CONCENTRATION
and
Look around for INFORMATION!
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Girl’s heart is like water
Girl’s heart is like water,
Boy’s heart is like mobile,
Water falls on mobile,
Or
Mobile falls in water,
The damage is for mobile only.
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4 Dangerous Weapons
4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb:
1. Wife’s Smile
2. Wife’s Tear
3. Wife’s Looks
And the most dangerous,
4. Wife’s Missed Call.!
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Employee to his boss,
“Sir,Increase my salary, I got married recently.”
The boss replied,
“The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company.”
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Gangster’s son
Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.” ????
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Salman Khan vs Suzzane Roshan – #Kick
Salman khan made KICK to earn 200 Crores
Suzzane Gave KICK, will get 400 Crores
#PoorHrithik
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Wi-Fi stopped working
Today my Wi-Fi Suddenly Stopped Working
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.
.
..
..
Then I Realized that my Neighbors haven’t paid the bill..
How irresponsible they are..!!!!
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Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife
Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife…
Rajni the boss twisted his limbs and broke his eyelids…
We now know him as Baba Ramdev..!!!
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Boy looks into Girl’s Purse
One boy looks into a girl’s purse in a classroom…
She says.. it’s bad manners ????
he says.. it’s not 🙂
She asks… why?
He replies… Because.. members of the same class can access private data!!
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Typical – C++/Java Students ????
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Indian Cricketers: Do v/s Die
What Indian cricketers think about “DO Vs DIE” ..
Ganguly: Do or die.
Sehwag: Do before you die.
Dravid: DO until they die.
Tendulkar: Do that will never die…
Laxman: Do when everyone else die.
Dhoni: Do everything before luck die.
Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)….
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Indian definition of Electricity
Teacher: What is Electricity ?
Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character,
she goes anytime,
anywhere without telling anyone,
even at midnight !
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