Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”
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The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
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The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
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Teacher: Whats difference between Coffee Shop & Wine Shop?
Pappu:
Very Simple sir,
Love Starts in
Coffee Shop,
Love Ends in Wine Shop..
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Once Rajnikanth was Practicing For Spelling Test and
The Copy converted Into Oxford Dictionary.
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Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
Guess why?
Because
because he wanted to check from where the question paper is being leaked….
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A Question From
Santa To Bill Gates:
Sir,
How Is It That
Your Name Is Gates But
You Are Selling WINDOWS!
Gates Shocked!
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Santa: “God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.
(After walking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: “Shame on you God, you don”t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”
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After Eating Fish Santa Didn’t Drink Water
why?
Because..
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
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Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
.
1st: sunlight
.
2nd: moonlight
.
3rd: you
.
my sweet friend tube lig
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If Microsoft Buy Facebook
.
.
.
.
First Notification We’ll Get is . .
“You Have To Install Drivers To Add Friends”
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Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect
And…
Our new generation…
.
.
Removes head phones to give respect..!!!
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This is the Hard Fact about youngsters..
.
.
They are always busy watching the “Desktop wallpaper”
Whenever their parents enter their room!
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Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct…!!!)
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