Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
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Funny Jokes - Page 5
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Do you know
Do you know
how it feels to love
someone who doesnt
love you ?
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Its like
waiting for a boat at the airport
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U r a nice person…
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
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“Call A Girl Pretty
“Call A Girl Pretty
& She Will Remember It For
5 Minutes..!
Call A Girl Ugly
& She Will Remember It
Forever..!”
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A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Carry On””,
I Have Coins!
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Boy: I Love You..?
Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Won’t Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
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Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha
Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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A husband is someone who
A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house
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Hi, Doing nothing?
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
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15 years back
15 years back
Parents wanted their girl
to get married to a good boy
Now-A-Days
Parents wants their boy
to get married to a good girl
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SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
When
You’re Spending Someone Else’s Money
Instead Of Your Own
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Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..
Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..
Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here
Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty 😛
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Girl:How much do you love me?
Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM
Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn’t know that my mobile is dual sim 😛
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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
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You know why women starts with ‘W’…
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
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Smile to old means Respect
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? 😉
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Give me some SunShine..!!!
Give me some SunShine..!!!
Give me some Rain..!!
Give me another Girlfriend..!!
I am Single once again..!!
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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
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SILENCE Is d best Answer
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW
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Whos hot… Its U,
Whos hot… Its U,
Whos
Charming… Its U,
Whos
Sweetest.. Its U,
Whos
Intelligent… Its U,
Whos dear & near friend… Its U
Whos a liar.. Its me
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Height of Good Luck …!
Height of Good Luck …!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very Good, Sit down
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