There are two type of studies:
here are two type of studies:
1 – hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 – easy subject that Doesn’t need to be studied
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Funny Jokes - Page 20
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Newton’s 4th law
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
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The Funniest Situation in Student Life
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” 😛
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Turning Pages without Reading
Air and students have the same mentality
Dont you know how ?
Both keep turning book’s pages without reading
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Kissing a Pretty Girl
Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.
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Car Name Meaning
FIAT
Failure
In Italian
Automotive
Technology
FORD
For
Only
Rough
Drivers
VOLVO
Very
Odd
Looking
Vehicular
Object
OPEL
Old
People
Enjoying
Life
AUDI
Automated
Unwanted
Debt
Invitation
BMW
Biggest
Money
Waste
PORSCHE
Proof
Of
Rich
Spoilt
Children
Having
Everything
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Clever Little Johnny
Little Johnny goes to the manager at convenience store and asked, “Is this store open all day, seven days a week, 365 days a year?”
“Yes,” the manager answered, puzzled at the question.
“Well, then,” he continued as he walked out, “why are there locks on the doors?”
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Coke
Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up, Now were drinking 7up.
7 up got the flu, now were drinking Irn Bru.
Irn Bru fell down a mountain, now were drinking from a fountain.
Fountain broke. People choke. Now were back to drinking coke.
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Correct Figure
People focusing on 12-12-12, have got it all wrong.
The correct numbers are 36-24-36.
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Expensive Tear
There is nothing more expensive than a female
tear…..
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When a single drop comes out,it first mixes with “loreal”
eyeliner and “Dior” mascara 😉
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then when it comes down to cheek….
it mixes with D&G blusher 🙂
. .
and in case it touches the lips,,
it gets mixed with “Maybelline” lipstick
this means that a single drop is worth atleast $50 😀
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Girl and Boss
Girl Came Angrily Out Of Boss’s Cabin
A Friend Asked- Why are you so sad?
Girl- He Asked Me are you Free Tonight?
I Said Absolutely Free Sir…
That idiot Gave 60 Pages To Type! 🙁
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Cheating with us
Distance between California – San Jose= 68 km
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Distance between San Jose – California = 68 km
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Ground Floor to 15thFloor = 15 floors
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15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors
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Monday to Friday = 5 days
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Friday to Monday = 2 days
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THIS IS CHEATING!!!!!!
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Expensive Study
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him £10 and that continues for a year. Suddenly the daily donation changes to £7. 50.
“Well,” the beggar thinks, “it’s still better than nothing.”
A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes £5.
“What’s going on now?” the beggar asks his donor. “First you give me £10 every day, then £7.50 and now only £5. What’s the problem?”
“Well,” the man says, “last year my eldest son went to university. It’s very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”
“And how many children do you have?” the beggar asks.
“Four,” the man replies.
“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”
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Coach Teaches
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?”
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
“Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?”
The little boy nodded yes.
“So,” the coach continued, “I’m sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?”
Again the little boy nodded.
He continued, “And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it’s not good sportsmanship to call your coach ‘a dumb partial coach is it?”
Again the little boy nodded.
“Good,” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”
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Cannibals at Jungle Olympics
Two cannibals are at the Jungle Olympics 100 metres final.
“I’m so hungry, I think might eat a couple of those runners later,” says one. “Would you care to join me?”
“No, thanks,” says the other. “I think I’ll just have the starter.”
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Smoker
A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another.
The nonsmoker says, “Sir, I couldn’t help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?”
“Four.”
“How long have you been smoking?”
“Thirty years.”
“That’s over six thousand packs. Why, if you didn’t smoke, you could have saved enough money to buy this building.”
The smoker takes a deep puff and says, “Do you smoke?”
“Never.”
“Do you own this building?”
“No.”
“Well, I do.”
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Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, “Red, I’m going to get your brains out!”
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a ..44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, “No, you’re not. You’re going to eat me, just like it says in the book.”
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Tears Not Coming
A man to his friend…
My mother in law died yesterday, I am trying to cry, But tears are not coming out, What do I do?
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Friend: No problem, just imagine she is back.. 😛
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Units to Measure Love and Trust
Once A Girl asks Her Boyfriend : Why we have units to measure weight, height and distance But Not Love, Friendship and Trust?
Boy Thought For A While….Took Her In His Arms, Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said “Look baby, Don’t Eat My Brain! I Have Already Failed In Physics.”
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Buying A Nice Property
When we were looking to buy property I had this overzealous realtor show us what can only be described as a totally worn-out old farm. I mean the land had just been worked to death. The weeds were hardly even growing.
The smiling super salesman said, “Now really, all this land needs is a little water, a nice cool breeze and some good people.”
I replied, “Yeah, I agree, but couldn’t the same be said of Hell?”
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