Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.
Sam said “we will flip a coin”
Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!
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A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter.
Customer: How do I drink this coffee!
Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink a coffee?
Customer: Waiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee.
Waiter: Oh yes sir, you are right! There is a fly in your coffee.
Customer: Waiter, I said, there is a fly in MY coffee (He stressed the word MY)
Waiter: Oh don’t worry sir, the fly won’t drink much!
Customer: Waiter, it is swimming in my coffee.
Waiter: Sir, do you want me to get a lifeguard for the fly sir?
(Annoyed) Customer: the fly dead, it’s irritating!
Waiter: I guess, it doesn’t know how to swim properly.
Customer: How do I drink this coffee?
Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink? I will teach you!
He drank the coffee! And said, this is how you should drink a coffee.
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Why did the computer consult with the doctor?
Because it was suffering from a virus!
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Sunny: My wife is a very careful driver.
Vijay: How do you know that?
Sunny: She always slows down when passing a red light!
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After Our Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
“I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I’ve Made In You .
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Ohh Please !!
No Ways!!!
Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?
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A cute prayer 4 U – Dearest Friends:
May God break the front teeth of those people, who secretly plot evil
against you..
So that you know your enemies by their smiles!
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We Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings
Like
“Well I Am Bored
Let’s Go Brush Our Teeth …
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If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I’m OK
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Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!
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I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I’m wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.
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Raju: What’s the difference between us and Camels?
Rohan: They can work without drinking for 7 days
and
We can drink without working for 7 days!
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May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
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Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don’t worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.
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Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means – With Idiot For Ever
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GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind
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I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
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You must be a good runner because
you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because
you have stolen my heart,
and
i am always a bad shooter because
I Miss You Always…
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