Me : I wasn’t that drunk.
Friend : Dude, you were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone
Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend
A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day…instead of waking up every morning…..
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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‘Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..’ 😉 B-)
“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”
Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com