Funny Jokes - Page 19

I am currently experiencing

I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours


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you’re an asshole.

Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.


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3 mistakes of everyone’s life

3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp


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Marriage means

Marriage means silent suicide.


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All my life a thought air was free

All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips.


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People who have Mobile Contacts

People who have Mobile Contacts like ‘Mom 2’, ‘Dad 2? scare me:|


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3 AM my cell is ringing

3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.


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Brains are wonderful

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.


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purchase a watch.

If you need more TIME go and purchase a watch.


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I wasn’t that drunk.

Me : I wasn’t that drunk.
Friend : Dude, you were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone


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Just walk beside me and be my friend

Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend


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Candy Crush

The only crush left in life, after getting married is
‘Candy Crush


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We all have that one skinny

We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than fat person..


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A wise man once told me

A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.


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believe there should be a better

I believe there should be a better way to start each day…instead of waking up every morning…..


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Why do we All Marry?

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.


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A husband is someone who

A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.


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Students are not Cheaters

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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‘Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..’ 😉 B-)


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Probability of a topic

“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”


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Good news for Karachi University students

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com


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