Funny Jokes - Page 17
Quarter roll down the hill with the Nickel?
Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
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Quarter Roll Down the Hill with the Nickel
Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents
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Skeleton go to the School Dance?
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?
A: He didn’t have anybody to take. (any BODY)
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Candies can you Find in Every School?
Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
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Student take a Ladder to School
Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
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Railway Accident
Once a young mas was asked in an interview “Did you ever meet any Railway accident?
The man replied: “Yes, once the train was going through a long tunnel I have kissed the father instead of his daughter.”
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Cut your workload
Salesman told to a Customer,”Sir this PC will cut your work load by 50%.”
Then the customer told, “That is great! O.K. I will buy two of them.”
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Mr. Bean Attending a Meeting
Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : That’s alright, me too… I got stuck on the escalator for 3Hrs.
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What are you searching for?
One man was searching for something in his safe for hours.
Wife : What are you searching for?
Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers.
Wife : But why?
Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!!
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First Time In Bar
A Lady visited A Bar for the First Time, She Sat on the Table in Front of the Bar Tender..
A Guy at Her Left ordered: “Jack Daniels, Single”
A Guy at Her Right ordered: “Johnny Walker, Single”
The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said: And You..??
Lady replied: “Monika Deshpande, Married..!!”
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