How do Chinese People Name Their Babies?
Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
No Offence Chinese
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Funny Jokes - Page 16
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Teacher Says to Student In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
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B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
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I Saw in My Dream
Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
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Husband : i saw your dad paying the bill
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A Beautiful Girl Goes to Professor Cabin
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
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say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
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Understanding A Girl
Understanding A Girl:
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This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
In A Error At 99% Completed!
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Heart Melting Love Story
Heart melting love story:
Boy: I can’t marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids
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Urgent Girlfriend Needed..
Urgent girlfriend needed..
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Qualification – must be the only
daughter of a petrol pump owner..!!
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When someone says that “Nothing can be
When someone says that “Nothing can be
more complicated than Love”
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Throw Books on their
face….
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Why Did You Come so Far?
Why did u come so far?
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Postman: I have to come 5 miles
to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far?.
Instead U could have posted it.
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If a Girl Reject Your Proposal
Good Answer
If a Girl reject your proposal… Just say…
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Thanks….
You give me chance to look a better girl than you
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hahahahaha
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Before and After the Marriage
Before and After the marriage
He: yes! Sara it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He: of course! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on with me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
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After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
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I am not rich like Rohit
Boy: I am not rich like Rohit, I do not even have a big car like Rohit. But I really love you
Girl: I love you too,
but tell me more about Rohit..
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Communications Are Fastest In The World…
Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World…
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E-Mail To Email
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Female To Female….
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Question by a Student !!
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
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why did u shoot your wife
Judge:why did u shoot your wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
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When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!
When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong! gasp emoticon
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When a Guy does Something Wrong!
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
When a Girl does Something Wrong!
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn’t mean to!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry..!!
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Arithmetic in the Jungle?
Q: Why don’t you do arithmetic in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
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Cross Eyed Teacher Lose her Job?
Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
A: Because she couldn’t control her pupils?
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