I saw You on the ROAD today.
U were looking So fine,
Your face SO divine,
Your walk SO perfect.

My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Never underestimate the power of three things;

1. Wife angry for a reason;

2. Wife angry without reason

and

3. Wife about to get angry & looking for a reason.

Son: Dad I got punished in school today.

Dad: Why?

Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.

Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”

I Just asked “which end”…? ????

Attitude of Girls :
When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS

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She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards That to Her Friends
and..
Then Replies the Boy

I Don’t Like That Kind of SMS :/

Difference between Sun and Bun?

Sun rises in the east and sets in the west!

Bun rises in yeast and sets in the waist!! ????

Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

“All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.

Baby mosquito came back after its first flying…
His dad asked him, “how do u feel ?”
He replied “it was wonderful daddy… All humans clapped hands for me!! :)”

Moral:- Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking, why waste time on what people think…

Wife ask –
why in all marriages girl sits on left side and
boy on right side?

Husband replies –
According to profit and loss statement a/c all
income is on right side and expenses are on left
side”…..

Happy march ending.

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I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,
“ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!”

My wife insisted I make the call..

I Called up.
It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”…

My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!

What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool night with bright moon light?
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THINK ??
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BOW BOW! What else can a dog say?