There were a brunette, a black haired girl, a ranger and a blonde on a island. they were 200km away from safety. they all decided they will swim to safety.
The ranger swam 5km and drowned, the black haired swam 20km and drowned, the brunette swam 50km and drowned. but when the blonde had her turn she swam 100km and said…
“i m tired!”
so she swam all the way back to the island..

A blonde in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. She poised, lifted her arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, “Don’t dive ? there’s no water in that pool!” “That’s all right,” said the blonde. “I can’t swim!”

Inventions by the blonde:
1. Self-Firing Gun
2. Touch Activated Grenades
3. Indoor Key Holes

There were 3 women stranded on an island. 1 was a brunette. Then there was a red head and a blonde. well the brunette had an idea. she decided to swim to the closest island. she went. she got half way and drowned. then the red head decided to go. she got 3 quarters of the way but drowned. then the blonde went. she got half way but she got to tired and decided to swim back.

What Do You Do If A Blond Throws A Granade At You?

You Activate It And Throw It Back At Her.

A Blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio.He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics and sent her on her way.After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. “I’m doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I’m starting to get the hang of this.”After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly.

The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn’t radioed in.A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, “I don’t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can’t remember anything after I turned off the big fan.”

A blonde walks into a barber shop for a haircut wearing headphones. She sits down and the barber asks, “Maam? I’m going to have to ask you to take those headphones off so I can cut your hair.”
She refused and he asked again, feeling his temperature rising.
She refused once again and the barber got so mad, he knocked the headphones off of her head. She slumped to the floor with a purple face and everyone in the barber shop gasped.
The barber picked up the headphones and put them to his ear.
This is what he heard: “Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out…”

There was a blonde that was at her house and she was on her computer . On her computer popped up a thing that said ” you have mail ‘ so she went out to her mail box an nothing was there . But her neighbor said what are you doing. She said my computer keeps on saying you have mail but there is nothing here!

Is she dumb or what and this is real by the way.

What u do wen a blonde throws a grenade at u?

you grab the grenade pull the pin an throw it back…..

There were these three girls. A blonde, a red head and a brunette. They went to the bar together and the bartended watched them come it and they looked at his mirror and he said to them
“Watch out … if you lie to that mirror you will be sucked in …. but if you tell the truth you will get your heart’s desire granted. ”
They were amazed and wanted to try it out… so they all walked up to the mirror and the red head said “I am smart ” and she walked away with a million dollars.
Then the brunette walked up and said “I am awesome ” and she walked away with a tall brunette man with a nice italian suit and perfect hair on her arms.
The blonde was amazed but she didnt know what to say about herself so she was thinking and she said “I thi…nk…. ”
and got sucked in.