Funny Blonde Jokes - Page 10

A Blonde Overboard

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were in a boat. All of a sudden, the blonde pulls a plug from the bottom of the boat. “What did you do that for” the other girls screamed, “We told you that was the only way for us to live at sea”.

The blonde says “No problem! I can fix it.”

So she pulls an old lamp from her coat and rubs it. Out comes a genie and says that he will grant each one wish.

The red head, who is shocked about the blondes smart move, wishes she was with her husband in Hawaii. She is in Hawaii with her husband.

The brunette wishes to be with her family in Minnesota. She is in Minnesota with her family.

Finally, it’s the blondes turn. She says, “Mister Genie? I wish ……….that my friends were back here with me!”


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51 Days

51 Days

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”

Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts.

Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”

The bartender can’t contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child’s puzzle of the Cookie Monster.

When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, “What’s all the chanting and celebration about?”

The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, “Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!”


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A police officer and blonde

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding, and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. Huffily, she replied, “I wish you guys would make up your mind. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”


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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian bragged, “We were the first in space!” The American retorted, “We were the first on the moon!” The Blonde said, “So what, we’re going to be the first on the sun!” The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you fool. You’ll burn up!” said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”


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Blonde in interview

An executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”


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River Walk

There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo” she shouts, “how can I get to the other side?”
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