Funny Riddles 5
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time, and the beginning of every ending?
The letter “E”.
What do some men have they don’t want, but would not part it for a million dollars?
A bald head.
A hundred feet in the air, but it’s back is on the ground.
What is it?
A centipede flipped over.
A father’s child, a mother’s child, yet no one’s son.
A Daughter.
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not.
What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.
What do you fill with empty hands?
Gloves
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
A coat of paint.
What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in
A computer keyboard.
Mary left on a horse on Sunday, was gone for four days, and came back on Sunday.
How did that happen?
The horse’s name was Sunday!
What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
The letter M.
What gets larger as you take more from it?
A hole.
What questions can you never ever answer with a “yes”?
What time is it?
Are you sleeping?
Are you dead?
If a train was on its way to Florida and it tipped over,
where would they bury the survivors?
They wouldn’t need to, the survivors are still alive!
If you are in a one story house that is all blue, what color are the stairs?
There are no stairs! Its a one story house!
If you are in a room with no doors or no windows
and you have a ball and a bat, how do you get out?
Three strikes your out!
A girl named Julie threw a ball.
Without a string, without bouncing it off anything,
and without having anyone throw it back to her, it came back.
How is this possible?
She threw it in the air.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really big, Tom Cruise’s is really small.
Madonna doesn’t have one, but I’m pretty sure her boyfriend does.
What is it?
A last name.
Pretend you’re a bus driver. You start at New York and fifty people get on.
Then you drive to New Jersey and twenty people get off, while five get on.
Then you go to Florida and ten people get off while fourteen get back on.
When you get to New Mexico, twenty people leave and five more get back on.
When you reach California everyone get’s back on. How old is the bus driver?
Your age, remember, you’re the bus driver!
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Those are very good and hard riddles i used them on my class and it was hi-larious no one even got one and no one answered one but they laughed at the end of the jokes
Thanx