Funny Riddles 4
Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
No, I’d rather have $100 bill than a new $1 bill.
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Silence or a promise.
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
Every month has at least 28 days.
Take off my skin — I won’t cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Foot steps.
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?
Meat
What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
Peppers
What can go up a chimney down but can’t go down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
What can go up and come down without moving?
The temperature.
What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?
The Earth.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
What crime is punishable if attempted, but is not punishable if committed?
Suicide
What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in common?
They can all be flipped and still be the same.
What do you serve that you can’t eat?
A tennis ball or guests.
What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don’t want to use it?
A fishing line.
What goes up white and comes down yellow?
An egg.
What grows up while growing down?
A plant.
What one word has the most letters in it?
Alphabet.
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
What travels around the world yet stays in one corner?
A stamp.
What two words contain the most letters?
post office
What’s the difference between here and there?
The letter T.
Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white,” or “The yolk of the egg is white?”
Neither, because egg yolks are yellow.
Which moves faster: heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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