Funny Riddles 3
What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg.
What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
Work – Employment
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Only one, the last one.
What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
Your mind.
Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can’t fill it up. What is it?
A kitchen strainer.
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
Stockings
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
A candle.
What stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock
You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, ’til you call me again. What am I?
An echo
There is a man standing over a dead body in a coffin, and another man walks in and asks, who’s in the coffin. The first man replies, brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man’s father is my fathers son. Who’s in the coffin?
His son
There are 2 guards. One tells the truth and one lies. There are also 2 doors. One leads to Heaven and the other leads to the devils playground. One guard is in front of each door. You can only ask the guards ONE question and you have to ask the same question to both guards. What you are trying to find out is which door leads to Heaven and which door leads to the devil’s playground.
Ask each one “What will the other one say is the door to heaven?” They should answer the same. Go in the opposite door they say.
Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?
They were women boxing.
A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have left?
9
A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?
Probably a white Polar Bear in the North Pole.
A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?
A potato
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mt.Everest
Can a man legally marry his widow’s sister in the state of California?
No, he’s dead
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
She lived in the southern hemisphere.
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
A preacher.
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
Moses didnt make the ark, Noah did.
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after you subtract it’s not 25 anymore.
How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide?
There is no dirt in a hole.
I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be.
Few
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don’t lay eggs.
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
9
If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first?
The match
If you were standing directly on Antarcticas South Pole facing north, which direction would you travel if you took one step backward?
North
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There’s 20 sheep in a field one sheep counts them he only counts 19 why?
he didn’t count his self