Funny Riddles 2

Four men sat down to play,
They played all night ’till break of day,
They played for gold and not for fun
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the pardox explain,
If no one lost, how could all gain?
They were not playing against each other.

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In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back.
What is it?
A bullet in a revolver

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What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Pride

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What’s better than the best thing and worse than the worst thing?
Literally, the word NOTHING

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What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner

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Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Beacause they have scales!

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What kind of nut has no shell?
A doughnut.

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When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever. What am I?
Wine

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If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?
A secret.

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The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness

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What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can’t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
A telephone book.

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What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A chalkboard

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What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
The year 1961 can be read upside down and that won’t happen again until 6009!

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What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.

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