Funny Riddles 1
What stays in bed most of the day and sometimes go to the bank?
A stream.
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Why do chickens lay eggs?
If they drop them, they break.
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Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?
Because leopards are already born with spots.
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Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining!
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
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While on my way to St. Ives
I saw a man with 7 wives
Each wife had 7 sacks
Each sack had 7 cats
Each cat had 7 kittens
Kitten, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St. Ives?
Just one, me.
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The maker doesn’t want it.
The buyer doesn’t use it.
And the user doesn’t see it.
What is it?
A coffin.
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