Pick Up Lines for Students of Physics

You and Me = Grand Unification

I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.

Can I have your significant digits?

You’re more special than relativity.

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.

Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.

I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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