Funny Pick Up Lines To Be Used On Christmas

You are what I want for Christmas.

Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it

I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!

Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you

Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

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