Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls

Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are smoking hot!!

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend…

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name John????

You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.

I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

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