Computer Tips 1
* Buy a Pentium 686/300, so you can reboot faster.
* 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2 (especially with the old Pentium chip).
* Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
* My software never has bugs; it just develops random features.
* C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
* C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
* Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put in new ones.
* The name is Baud… James Baud.
* Access denied–nah nah na nah nah!
* C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
* Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! STAAAY…
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