Quips & Quotes
Technology is simply a means of manipulating the world so you don’t have to experience it.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
I don’t mind going nowhere as long as it’s an interesting path.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
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