Nine Funny New Year Quotes

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
– Joey Adams

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
– Unknown

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
– Unknown

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account
– Oscar Wilde

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
– Bill Vaughan

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
– James Agate

New Year’s Day…now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
– Mark Twain

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
– Anais Nin

New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
– Mark Twain

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