Life’s Lessons 2

The real reason you can’t take it with you is that it goes before you do.

A person who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

A modern pioneer is a person who can get through a rainy Saturday when the television’s on the blink.

The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.

Money isn’t everything…. there’s credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.

Some people are like blisters. They don’t show up until the work is done.

A true friend is one that lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor’s.

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

If you don’t know where you’re going, you’re never lost.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

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