Funny State Slogans

Alabama:
Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!

Arizona:
But It’s a Dry Heat

Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain’t Everthing

California:
By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado:
If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedies Don’t Own It Yet.

Delaware:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia:
We Put The “Fun” In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes…
Well Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois:
Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”

Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana:
We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign

Maine:
We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan:
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

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