Funny English

“Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside”

“Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body”

” Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in ”

” Why are you naat filupping the blanks ? ”

Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter
continue her studies or get her married :
” Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry
her, then marry her .”

Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :
” Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations ”

” Don’t talk like that in front of my back ”

“”Dont stand in front of my back”

” Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying . No shock. ”

“Repeat again please!”

“Mistake became wrong!”

Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?

Pliss, close the fan!

He/she’s my cousin brother/sister

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