Food One Liners

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Birthday cake is the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece.

It’s called “fast” food because you’re supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwide, you might actually taste it.

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