Five Office One Liners
A big company offered $50 for each money-saving idea submitted by its employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to $25.
The Pope has the best job in the world: he has one boss only, and even him he meets after his death.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing.
The reward for a job well done is more work.
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