5 Witty One Liners

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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