Office Terms Redefined
SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
PERSONAL DAYS:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
VACATION DAYS:
All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 & Dec. 25
SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Loading...
Email This Post
Related Posts
- Email Sent By The CEO to Employees
- What Does HR means?
- Five Office One Liners
- Employee Motivation
- Calling In Sick
- Funny Office One Liner
- Funny Application Letters
- Grandmother’s Funeral