Murphy’s Laws of Offices
1. You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
2. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced,you can’t be promoted.
3. Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in and say nothing about the other.
4. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
5. There is never enough time to do it right the first time but there is always enough time to do it over.
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