Marriage Definitions You Wished You Knew Before

Marriage is – An event which is called “tying the knot” – unfortunately, the knot can be a noose.

Marriage is – A word which always means commitment – but so does insanity.

Marriage is – The joining of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them.

Marriage is – The only legal method of suppressing freedom of speech.

Marriage is – A status which depends upon two to be successful but only one to turn into a failure.

Marriage is – A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting.

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