Fair Settlement
After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client. “Mrs. LaMay, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you.”
“Fair to both ?!?!?!” exploded Mrs. LaMay. “I could have done that myself. What the hell do you think I hired a lawyer for ?”
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