Close Examination
A: In this scene, a lawyer cross examines a doctor about a victim’s death.
Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
A: “No”
Q: “Did you check for breathing?”
A: “No”
Q: “So then it is possible the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
A: “No”
Q: “How can you be so sure, doctor?”
A: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Q: “But could the patient still have been alive nevertheless?”
A: “It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
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