Accused of Theft
“Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What’s more, he only speaks a few words of English.”
The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, “How much English can you speak?”
The defendant looked up and said, “Give me your wallet!”
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