Magic Mountain

There was a blond and brunette and a red head all on a magical mountain. They all get to the top and find a magic golden statue. The statue said that whatever the girls said they would turn into.
So the brunette says eagle and is happy to get off the mountain and flies away.
The Red head says hawk and is also happy to get off of he mountain and flies away.
Finally the blond trips over a rock and says “crap” and turns into a peace of crap and rolls dow magic mountain.