Exams

There once was a boy who had to do his English exam. He and his mate went into their English room and sat down in front of their papers. The boy (we’ll call him Patrick) read through the questions as soon as the test started. Finding all of them hard, he decided to use a strategy his uncle had taught him, which was to write ‘c’ for every answer and you’d get one out of four right. So Patrick wrote ‘c’ all the way down the page, which took him quite a while. At the end of the test he left the room feeling rather happy, and grinnedat his mate.
“You did well in the test, then?” His mate asked him.
” ‘Course, it was a piece of cake.” He replied.
His friend shrugged and answered, “Not for me. I suck at writing essays.”