Blonde Potato

There were three girls- a blond, a red head, and a brunette. They were at a crime scene and they didn’t want to be accused of anything, (They were innocent) so they each hid in a sack.

A policeman came by and said, “Who’s in there?” to the first sack. The red head was pretending to be a pig, so she said; “Oink, Oink.” The policeman came by the second sack and said, “Who’s in there?” The brunette was pretending to be a cat, so she said,”Meow.” The policeman came by the third sack and said, “Who’s in there?” The blonde finally decided what to be and said, “A sack of potatoes!”