Always Check First

Two men are walking in the woods when suddenly one falls down and appears dead. The other hastily calls 911 and says “Operator you have to help me. my friend fell down and he looks dead!” The operator then says, “Okay, i’m going to need you to remain calm. First check to make sure he’s dead.” the man says “Okay hold on a second.” The operator then hears a gunshot and the man comes back on. “Okay, what now?”