3 dudes

A guy from china said “If I ever eat rice again i will kill myself”
A guy from italy said “If I ever eat rice again i will kill myself”
Some random 12 year old who is still in second grade said
“If I ever eat PB & J again I wil kill myself.”
The next day the moms of the guys from China an Italy saw them dead on the ground (they never knew they never wanted those meals again) The radom 12 year old’s mom saw him dead on the ground said”Don’t look at me, he packed his own lunch.”