Funny Halloween Short Jokes
Q. What do witches use in their hair?
A. scare-spray
Q. Where do most goblins live?
A. in North and South Scarolina.
Q. What do you call a little monsters parents
A. mummy and deady
Q. Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?
A. to see the boogy man.
Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart
Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A. The Vampire State Building.
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