Little Johnny Replies To Teacher
A teacher was talking to kids about “being good” and going to heaven.
At the end of his talk, she asked, “Where do you want to go?”
“Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa.
“And what do you have to be to get there?” asked the teacher.
“Dead!” Yelled Little Johnny.
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