Funny Excuses By Kids

What are the excuses by the children for not doing homework??? Here are the Few Ones :-

I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to MY TEACHER’S already heavy workload.

I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.

Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.

I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away.

I left it in my shirt and my mother put the shirt for washing.

My little sister ate it.

A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.

I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn’t have time to do it.

The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.

Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drown.

I used it to fill a hole in my shoe, you wouldn’t want it now.

My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.

I didn’t do it, because I didn’t want the other kids in the class to look bad.

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sam, on May 7th, 2007 Said:

so true
Sheree, on May 8th, 2007 Said:

true and funny
shrown, on May 13th, 2009 Said:

I didn’y hand my homework in because
I forgot it
I didn’t hand my homework in because
my mum couldn’t di il
I didn’t do my homework in because
I use all tu page to write love letter to a tasty bird
I didn’t hand my homework in because
my dog ate that
… honest
tootmonster, on September 18th, 2009 Said:

i dont want school excuses
i want other excuses
emma, on February 20th, 2012 Said:

i brong it to my grantdads farm and set it down on the bench and a goat hoars and 3 mice came along and pooed on it Ha ha HOMEWORK!!!
SAM, on February 20th, 2012 Said:

a throw my home work in to the field and it got all shity and i countene pick it up beacause a hobbo came along and ate it all up for breackfast eventhough it was 7 o clock and he tryed to stab me for a hobbos king feast

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