Four Worms

A teacher decided to show the ill effects of alcohol and cigarette to the class and thus four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the class, the teacher reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol -Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.

So the teacher asked the class,”What did you learn from this demonstration?”

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said, ‘As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!’