Ventriloquist

There was a ventriloquist visiting a large town for a show. In the middle of his act, he starts with the blonde jokes. A blonde in the third row stands up to protest. “How could you be so mean!? Why do you guys always make fun of us just because of our hair color? In fact, I’m pretty smart!………” Then the ventriloquist interrupts her little fit and says “Hey, they’re just jokes.” She replies “Shut up, bigmouth. I’m talking to that stupid puppet- thing on your knee.