The TV and the Blonde

A blonde walks into a store and stops to look at some stuff. She decides that she wants the tv and tells an employee she wants to buy it. But the employee told her that blondes were not allowed at the store.

So, the blonde dyes her hair red and comes back to the store. She tells the employee that she wants to buy the tv, but he tells her that blondes are not allowed in the store.

So, she dyes her hair brown and goes into the store. She tells the employee that she wants to buy the tv and the employee tells her no blondes allowed.

So she is really frustrated now and says how do you know I’m blonde??? The employee says that its not a tv, its a microwave.