Blonde at the bar
There were these three girls. A blonde, a red head and a brunette. They went to the bar together and the bartended watched them come it and they looked at his mirror and he said to them
“Watch out … if you lie to that mirror you will be sucked in …. but if you tell the truth you will get your heart’s desire granted. ”
They were amazed and wanted to try it out… so they all walked up to the mirror and the red head said “I am smart ” and she walked away with a million dollars.
Then the brunette walked up and said “I am awesome ” and she walked away with a tall brunette man with a nice italian suit and perfect hair on her arms.
The blonde was amazed but she didnt know what to say about herself so she was thinking and she said “I thi…nk…. ”
and got sucked in.
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