Blonde and the Alligator Boots

A blonde was in Florida and she wanted to buy alligator boots. So she went to a flea market and walked up to a stand selling some. “How much for a pair of alligator boots?” she asked the man. The man replied “$600”. She said “I can get some myself for way less then that!” and she walked away. Later that day the man was driving home and he saw the blonde in a swamp holding a gun. He stopped the car and watched. An alligator swam towards her and she shot it and dragged it on shore flipped it over and shook her head and went back in the swamp. He noticed there was four other alligators on the shore dead and on their backs.He watched as she did this again and after dragging the alligator on shore he heard her say “Darn. No boots on this one either!”