Nine Hilarious Facebook Jokes
“A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs.”
–Jimmy Fallon
“President Obama wants to get Americans back to what we do best. He wants teachers teaching, police policing, firemen fighting fires, and the rest of us checking Facebook.”
–Jimmy Kimmel
“The two biggest websites right now are Wikipedia, where you go to learn about things you care about, and Facebook, where you go to learn about people you stopped caring about years ago.”
–Craig Ferguson
“A new Facebook app is coming out that will remind users exactly what they were doing a year ago from that day. Nine times out of 10, the answer will be ‘wasting your time on Facebook.'”
–Conan O’Brien
“Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has been named Time magazine’s Person of the Year. They said he has single – handedly changed the way we waste time at work.”
–Jay Leno
“There’s a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That’s ridiculous. I don’t need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.”
–Jimmy Fallon
“Facebook is said to be working on a check-in feature so that your friends can see your location. Though I think everyone knows, if you’re on Facebook, you’re at work.”
-Jimmy Fallon
“Hey, yesterday, did you hear this? Computer hackers managed to shut down Twitter and my favorite, Facebook, for several hours. In a related story, yesterday American productivity jumped by 159%.”
-Conan O’Brien
“Facebook has passed 500 million members. If Facebook was a country, it would be the third-largest country on earth … and by far the least productive.”
-Jimmy Kimmel
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