Boy: Will you marry me ?
Girl: Do you have a house ?
Boy: None but…
Girl: Do you have a BMW car ?
Boy: None but…
Girl: How much is your salary ?
Boy: No salary but.
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!
* GIRL GOES AWAY *
Boy: *talking to himself*
I have one Villa,
3 plots,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche, 1 Lamborghini
Why I still need to buy a cheap BMW ?:O
How can I get the salary when actually I’m the BOSS.
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Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”
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Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts, “Mypen*s,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing
because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”
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A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
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Good Answer
If a Girl reject your proposal… Just say…
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Thanks….
You give me chance to look a better girl than you
——————
hahahahaha
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Before and After the marriage
He: yes! Sara it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He: of course! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on with me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
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After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance floor living it large – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
Husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!!
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Wife : Honey my stomach is getting bigger i think im pregnant !
Husband : yea, and i kno2 who’s the father!!!!
Wife : who ?
Husband :McDonalds
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Nurse to Engineer: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, do it 3 times.
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Engineer: ok
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Nurse: What do u feel now….??
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Engineer: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply awesome babe… .
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A Man Was Watching A Movie At Home And Suddenly Shouts “Nooooooooooooo!” Don’t!!!!!!
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Get Off The Horse!
Its A Trap!!
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Wife: What Are You Watching?
Man: Our Wedding DVD….
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One girl went to a electronic shop in anger and threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from
whom she bought.
She told the salesman that you have… cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop..
Salesman : Madam, can you please try infront of me.
This is what She did,
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where she wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
Salesman fainted….
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A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added: “She was my mother”
(A big round of plause & laughter)
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker.
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By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
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Moral: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste
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Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn’t smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your Ferrari then? 😛
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Girl Came Angrily Out Of Boss’s Cabin
A Friend Asked- Why are you so sad?
Girl- He Asked Me are you Free Tonight?
I Said Absolutely Free Sir…
That idiot Gave 60 Pages To Type! 🙁
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Mr. Anderson: I am very lucky. When I talk with my wife, she always bows her head.
Mr. Smith: That’s great man, wives like that are hard to find.
Mr. Anderson: Not really, she bows because she is taller than me.
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Joseph bought a car by bank loan. But he did not pay loan amount. So they took the car from him.
Her wife entered the room and says,” I told you to pay the loan back otherwise we will lose our car.”
Joseph replied, “If I knew before, than I would have taken a loan for my marriage also.
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