Poof be gone
your breath is so strong ,
come back you need a tic tac
not 1 not 2 you need a whole pack

Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up, Now were drinking 7up.
7 up got the flu, now were drinking Irn Bru.
Irn Bru fell down a mountain, now were drinking from a fountain.
Fountain broke. People choke. Now were back to drinking coke.

roses are red
violets are blue
i got my bonus
now, i drive a pretty fast lotus

“If you think I want you back,
then you must be smoking crack!”

Coca Cola went to town,
Diet Pepsi shot him down.
Dr Pepper fixed him up,
now we’re drinking 7up.
7up got the flew, now we’re drinkin Irn Bru.
Irn Bru fell down a mountain,
now we’re drinking from a fountain.
Fountain broke. People choke.
Now we’re back to drinking coke.

You Can Fall From The Sky
You Can Fall From A Tree
But The Best Way To Fall Is In
Love With Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poof Be Gone
Your Breath is TOO strong
Wait come back
I think you need a tick tac
Not to be mean
But you need some Listerine
Not just a sip
Not just a swallow
But the whole damn bottle

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If i had a brick
I’d throw it at you

Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down. Dr Pepper fixed him up, now we’re drinking 7up. 7up got the flew, now we’re drinkin Irn Bru. Irn Bru fell down a mountain, now we’re drinking from a fountain. Fountain broke. People choke. Now we’re back to driking coke 😉

Roses are Red,
Violets are Black,
Why is Your Chest
As Flat as Your Back?